Jack: Mom, you're going to jail.

Me: Why am I going to jail? That makes me sad.

Jack: Cause you're a monster.

Me: I'm not a monster, you're a monster.

Jack (giggling): I not a monster. Monsters go to jail.

Me: Does it make them sad to go to jail?

Jack: No they like jail, dat's where dey belong.

Me: But houses are happier than jail, don't they want to live in a house with their family?

Jack: No, monsters like jail because dat is where dey go to be snowfakes.

Me: Monsters become snowflakes in jail?

Jack: Uh huh, snowfakes and ornaments.

Me: Can we hang them on the Christmas tree?

Jack: Yes, we can hab ornaments dat used to be monsters on our Christmas tree and we can tape da snowfakes to da windows.