The script of my days - part 2

While we're eating lunch...

Jack: "My favorite things to say are, 'Whatever.' and 'What the...'."

Evan: "Where did you learn that phrase?"

Jack: "Werwer told me."

Evan (to me): "Who's Werwer?"

Me: "Werwer is Jack's imaginary monster. You know, like an imaginary friend, only he's a monster."

Werwer causes a lot of trouble at our house and often causes Jack to climb in our bed at three o'clock in the morning. Apparently he isn't very nice at night.